我不是在傳福音,我沒有參加教會,我也不知道我幹嘛急著澄清,但實在很不想被掛上這個名號,尤其前幾天在信義又碰到教友傳道,拿著經文,我實在覺得內容很荒誕,但是這是他們的信,我也不能怎樣。
可是隨便查一下網路,關於聖經的經文:
申命記
23:2私生子不可入耶和華的會、他的子孫直到十代、也不可入耶和華的會。
出埃及記
23:24 你不可跪拜他們的神、不可事奉他、也不可效法他們的行為、卻要把神像盡行拆毀、打碎他們的柱像。
以弗所書
5:22你們作妻子的、當順服自己的丈夫、如同順服主.
5:23因為丈夫是妻子的頭、如同基督是教會的頭.他又是教會全體的救主。
提摩太前書
2:11女人要沉靜學道、一味的順服。
2:12我不許女人講道、也不許他轄管男人、只要沉靜。
利未記
20:13人若與男人苟合、像與女人一樣、他們二人行了可憎的事、總要把他們治死、罪要歸到他們身上。
彼得前書
2:18你們作僕人的、凡事要存敬畏的心順服主人.不但順服那善良溫和的、就是那乖僻的也要順服。
接著又查到13條比「同性戀」更嚴重的罪,可是一樣荒謬
一、吃一個火腿三明治
到吃午餐的時間?想吃一個火腿三明治?你是不是也對著《舌尖上的中國》中的金華火腿流口水? 根據《聖經》,你這是犯罪!!
二、去理髮店做頭髮“ 豬的蹄子是分開的, 是偶蹄動物,但它不是反芻動物,它對你們來說是不潔淨的。
它們的肉,你們不可吃,他們的屍首你們必不能碰,它們對你們來說是不潔淨的。”“And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.”—–《利未記》11:7-8
按照聖經,理髮師這個行業的存在簡直是大逆不道!
“你們不可損壞頭髮的周圍或兩鬢,鬍鬚的周圍也不可損壞。
Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.”——《利未記》19:27
現在您明白為什麼傳統的猶太人要蓄鬍子,留長鬢角了吧?
三、紋身
你身上有刺青?NO!
四、受過傷?你不配進入神的聖殿!“你們不要為了死去的人用刀劃傷自己的身體,也不要在自己身上刺花紋。我是耶和華。
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”
———-《利未記》19:28
如果你不小心被石頭砸到過頭,或者你的私處受過傷——老天保佑不是被切斷,那麼除了你的肉體痛苦,《聖經》還要給你的心理傷口上撒一把鹽。
五、你的日曆上印着黃道吉日?“他要是被石頭擊傷,或他的陰*莖被切斷,不可入耶和華的會。
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.”———《申命記》23:1
你讓別人看過手相嗎?你看過日曆上“諸事不宜”的字嗎?你在路邊攤請人看過你的生辰八字嗎?你算過命,問過吉凶嗎?
六、你是不是很八卦,喜歡聽花邊新聞?“不要相信他們有什麼神通,也不要去找巫師,而被他們玷污:我是耶和華你們的神。
Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.”———-《利未記》19:31
你想知道劉德華女兒的長相嗎?你喜歡在網上看娛樂圈那些添油加醋的新聞嗎?
七、楊門女將,全部該死!“不可在你的人民中間上串下跳搬弄是非:也不可抵抗你的鄰居的憤怒;我是耶和華。
Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.”———-《利未記》19:16
穆桂英,梁紅玉,根據聖經她們全都該死!可憐楊家將與韓世忠,你們怎麼也不好好規勸下你們熱血的夫人們!
“當男人們戰鬥的時候,妻子幫丈夫來攻打敵人,妻子出手了,丈夫的隱私也失去了。
你就要砍斷婦人的手,你的眼不可顧惜她。
When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets
Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.”———《申命記》25:11-12
戰爭,永遠都是男人的事。
八、咒罵家長的孩子們
現在那些90後,00後,你壓根兒就不知道他們嘴裡會說出什麼對父母不敬的話來——或許,他們真的不知道《聖經》的懲罰有多殘酷:
九、女人在教堂裡說話在《聖經》中,女人永遠比男人低等,不服?查查當年亞當與夏娃被趕出了伊甸園,究竟是誰的錯?“那咒詛父親、母親的,總要治死他。
And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.”———《出埃及記》21:17
十、再婚“讓您的女人在教堂保持沉默,不允許她們講話;她們總要順服,正如律法所說的。
如果她們要學習什麼,讓她們在家裡問自己的丈夫。在教堂裡講話,是婦女的恥辱。
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.”————《哥林多前書》14:34-35
離婚後再婚?那是犯罪!!
十一、喜歡吃海鮮?凡趕走他的妻子,而去娶另一個人,就是犯奸淫了。有人娶那被丈夫休了的婦人,就是犯奸淫了。
Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.———–《馬可福音》10:11-12
你喜歡吃龍蝦與大閘蟹嗎?你喜歡吃鮑魚與牡蠣嗎?蔥燒海參?可惜,這裡不是美食節目,你可知罪?
十二、 你不是處女,還敢結婚?“所有海洋裡沒有鰭和鱗的物種,包括河流,以及所有在水裡活動的有生命的東西,它們應是你所憎惡的。
對你們來說它們更應是可憎的,你們不可吃它們的肉,你們有它們的屍首也是可憎的。
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.”———–《利未記》10-11
我不知道現在在結婚時,還有多少青春少女還保持貞操,但是你最好這樣做,因為否則按照《聖經》,你會死的很難看:
十三、週日還在加班?(按照猶太曆法,是從星期五日落起到星期六日落止的。)“如果這事是真的,只能說明沒有找到貞潔的女子。
然後他們必將這女子帶出她父親的門口,和本城的人要用石頭打死她。因為她在以色列中,行了愚妄,在父家行了淫亂,你要這樣就把那惡從你們中間除掉。
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.”———《申命記》22:20-21
掐指算算,你多少次在週日加班?當心,這可是掉腦袋的工作方式啊:
“所以你們要守安息日,以為聖日,凡干犯這日的,必要把他治死。凡是在這日工作的,那人必從民中翦除。
六日要做工,但第七日是聖安息日,歸耶和華為聖。凡行在這安息日工作的,總要治死他。
“Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.”————《出埃及記》31:14-15
不過老實說,我從來沒有認真讀過聖經,或許這些「有趣」的經文裡面有隱藏的涵意 ?
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